A Question asked in a Talent Test:
If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How wud You Recognize Your WIFE?
The Best Answer
- Why d Hell Should I recognize?
A Question asked in a Talent Test
The Evolution Of Man
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels.
Some monkeys are climbing up, some down.
The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.
The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
Why is Facebook so successful?
Why is Facebook so successful?
The secret of it’s success – it works on the theory that people find other people’s lives more interesting than their own.
Dad Son Joke
The following is a letter from a son at boarding school to his father.
Dear Dad
$chool is ace. I have made lot$ of new friends -$imon $tephen and $tanley. I really can’t think of any $tuff that I need just now. If it i$ okay with you though, $end me a note or letter a$ it would be $o $o nice to hear from you
Your loving $on
The reply came
Hello Son
I kNOw that EcoNOmics, oceaNOgraphy and AstrNOmy are more than eNOugh to keep you busy. The pursuit of kNOwlege is a NOble and hoNOurable task so you can never do eNOugh studying.
Take care hope you have enjoyed receiving my NOte.
Love Dad
A guest have visited Molly’s house
A guest have visited Molly’s house. She gave her a plate of biscuits. Just after that, her dog started to bark at the guest.
Guest: Why is the dog barking at me?
Molly: Actually, it’s his food. Don’t worry, I am holding him. You better finish it quickly.